The mildly inappropriate food blog for the almost classy.
Has anyone else noticed that? I know every blogger at some point in his or her life gripes about the fact that stores prepare for the next season waaaayyy too early. But, that’s not this post. This post is about how exciting it all is. As you know, Autumn is […]
I am so damn excited. Check this out. Yes, that did just happen. How awesome is that? An entire day with Martha. She would be forced to hang out with me all day no matter how weird I got. How amazing would that be? I could tell her how she […]
The Boy and I were cleaning today and in order to get keep focused, we like to put the music station on TV. Except, then this song came on: I hate this song. And love this song. In order for that to make a little more sense, I am going […]
You know those mornings when you’re trying to make a nice, healthy breakfast for your husband and while you’re reaching up way too high to find the vegetable oil to ensure that your pancakes are moist and fluffy the over-priced bag of garlic powder you bought at Whole Foods because […]
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE! I absolutely love Valentine’s Day. I also hate those lame people who get all sensitive about it. Or worse, those people who get pissy and say it’s a holiday created by greeting card and candy companies. I would like to point out that all holidays are […]
I have had a million-dollar restaurant idea. It’s going to revolutionize the face of the food industry. The Boy and I have come up with the perfect plan to make MILLIONS. Only a little wine was involved. I wanted to document it for the world to see on the internet […]
For the record, I love Valentine’s day. However, I find that most people and companies involved take it way too seriously. There’s rarely anything funny, and if it is “funny” it’s the same naughty joke. To make matters worse, it’s usually a day full of lies. We lie to each […]
Hi, I’m Czaja. (Pronounced like the tea, “Chai-ah”) My mom thinks I’m pretty spectacular. If Martha Stewart were a hot mess, she’d be a lot like me.
